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March 2014

    Fatshion

    A Roadside Attraction Wedding (Aussie Curves)

    This week’s #aussiecurves challenge was titled “wedding”, and since i’ve never considered what I might possibly wear in the unlikely event of an emergency marriage, I decided to interpret this as “wedding guest”. I think that’s allowed. And it suits me perfectly because I did actually buy this awesome l’il dress to wear to my friend’s wedding a few weeks ago. Since it was the day after my birthday, and an hour and a half out of the city, there was no shot in hell of getting up early enough to take photos, which was a bummer because I still need to write a (glowing) Modcloth review of it!
    Today I was feeling especially flat (and particularly unphotogenic – as even Sam agreed). But despite the trials and tribulations of being a fat fab gal in the big city, we scoffed chicken parmas for lunch and skulked off in search of an unused alley for posing and prancing in. Urban wedding, yah?
    Below are the results:
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    This is a pretty cute action shot, but what I was TRYING to show you was:
    THIS DRESS HAS POCKETS!!
    I am so all about dresses with pockets …*swoon*
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    Oh me, oh my! Vintage hat, perched atop a nest of dreads m/
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    So in love with this dress – the print, the cut, the pockets – everything.
    It’s called ‘Roadside Attractions’, and is available from Modcloth.

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    Sam thought he was being pretty smart, taking a close up of my boobs. 
    But you know what? I like it! 
    And you get to see the print up close!
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    Just a little tooching… 
    Before I go, I must say: I am TREMENDOUSLY excited for Sunday. I’d kind of been thinking about what to wear, and then last weekend I read a couple of blogs about people freaking out about what to wear, so then I spent the WHOLE WEEK freaking out about what to wear!! MEEP! I’ve settled on a really gorgeous vintage dress that’s been in the back of my wardrobe for ages because it is really hard to accessorise. I think i’ve done good, but there’s been no test run of yet. We shall see! EEEEEEE! >.<

  • Arty Farty

    Cat, Cat, Cat, SUNRISE!

    I’ve been lame. I’ve been sick. I’ve been grape. Huh? I mean, i’ve been LIVING on grapes, cos my throat is full of razor blades. Despite ratta-tat-tatting on Death’s Door (drama…

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  • Fatshion

    Birthday Bouncing Boobs!

    Well, it’s officially not my birthday anymore. But BOY what a day it was! After uni, we went to an AMAZING place called “Bounce” – it’s basically just an indoor centre…

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