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A Roadside Attraction Wedding (Aussie Curves)

This week’s #aussiecurves challenge was titled “wedding”, and since i’ve never considered what I might possibly wear in the unlikely event of an emergency marriage, I decided to interpret this as “wedding guest”. I think that’s allowed. And it suits me perfectly because I did actually buy this awesome l’il dress to wear to my friend’s wedding a few weeks ago. Since it was the day after my birthday, and an hour and a half out of the city, there was no shot in hell of getting up early enough to take photos, which was a bummer because I still need to write a (glowing) Modcloth review of it!
Today I was feeling especially flat (and particularly unphotogenic – as even Sam agreed). But despite the trials and tribulations of being a fat fab gal in the big city, we scoffed chicken parmas for lunch and skulked off in search of an unused alley for posing and prancing in. Urban wedding, yah?
Below are the results:
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This is a pretty cute action shot, but what I was TRYING to show you was:
THIS DRESS HAS POCKETS!!
I am so all about dresses with pockets …*swoon*
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Oh me, oh my! Vintage hat, perched atop a nest of dreads m/
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So in love with this dress – the print, the cut, the pockets – everything.
It’s called ‘Roadside Attractions’, and is available from Modcloth.

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Sam thought he was being pretty smart, taking a close up of my boobs. 
But you know what? I like it! 
And you get to see the print up close!
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Just a little tooching… 
Before I go, I must say: I am TREMENDOUSLY excited for Sunday. I’d kind of been thinking about what to wear, and then last weekend I read a couple of blogs about people freaking out about what to wear, so then I spent the WHOLE WEEK freaking out about what to wear!! MEEP! I’ve settled on a really gorgeous vintage dress that’s been in the back of my wardrobe for ages because it is really hard to accessorise. I think i’ve done good, but there’s been no test run of yet. We shall see! EEEEEEE! >.<

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  • Gosh I love this dress soooooooo much, you look fabulous

  • Kobi Jae

    Thanks so much for your lovely words, mysterious exclamation mark person! 😀

  • Kobi Jae

    Thanks Christine! The shoes were $4 in Bangkok! Mwa ha ha ha haaaaaa

  • Kobi Jae

    Thank you! I've owned that hat for so many years, and rarely ever get the chance to wear. But when I do, I know why I keep it around. Haha 🙂

  • Love your style! Dress is perfect and I love the shoes!!!!! shooooessss

  • wow, love love this dress !!!! and your hat is all kinds of amazing!

  • Kobi Jae

    Nawww <3 <3 The feeling is mutual, m'dear!

  • Alexandra Sherriff

    I love the energy of your writing! Also these pics are amazing. That dress is amazing. You're amazing.

  • Kobi Jae

    Thank you so much, you gorgeous woman! Your comments make me smile real big 😀 xx

  • Kitty Kaos

    That dress is sooooo amaze and pockets too makes it perfect. You look lush babe xx

  • Kobi Jae

    Eee a comment from you! Thank you! I love your style so very much, so that means a lot to me 🙂

  • Jacqueline Stewart

    Totally cute dress!! 🙂 🙂 and that hat is wonderful