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A Very Gaga Picnic (Aussie Curves)

This week’s #aussiecurves challenge is PICNIC and the Melbourne Weather Gods threw us a glorious day for a picnic! And by picnic, I mean I sat in my garden (and on my porch) and ate donuts from Olympic Doughnuts in Footscray. They’re positively the most delicious jam and cinnamon donuts in the city. Walkers wins at fancy fill (ha), and Byron Bay Organic Doughnuts win at dark chocolate filled, but Olympic wins at jam and cinnamon. And being in my local ‘hood…

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But I digress.

This is my picnic look, ‘cos you never know when a picnic is going to turn into a hillbilly hoedown, right?

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This top is so great. When I bought it, I thought I would feel like Gaga. Instead, I feel like i’m wearing a durian on each shoulder. But still, I ain’t mad.

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I bought these overalls secondhand over the summer, and I was pretty stoked to find them. So much so I way overpaid for them. But it’s been my life’s mission to find the perfect pair. I can die now (although i’d rather not).

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If you look closely, you can see my earrings are a tea party set! They were a gift ๐Ÿ™‚

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Now that’s out of the way, can we talk about other exciting things? Like the CURVY COUTURE ROADSHOW! Which is only 10 days away! Sam is coming with me, and i’m so goddamn excited. If you’re not already, you absolutely MUST come. It’s the first plus-size show to be included in Melbourne Fashion Week, and the first to promote independent designers. And there’ll be stalls. I’ma spend sooooooo much moneh!

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WHEN? Sunday 30thMarch
WHERE? Meat Market Main Pavilion, North Melbourne
TICKETS? Get ’em ‘ere: http://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.aspx?sh=CURVYCOU14
GIVE ‘EM SOME FACEBOOK LOVE: https://www.facebook.com/CurvyCoutureRoadshow
And while we’re on the topic, can we also talk about how insanely amazing the artwork is, and how much we (I) LOVE Gemma Flack? Her whole portfolio is divine, i’m currently so obsessed with her work. You should stalk her. Here’s two of my favourites:

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(Predictably)

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(I want to be her ^.^ )

Lastly, is anybody else watching season 2 of My Mad Fat Diary? Is anybody else BAWLING in every episode? Did anybody else want to PUNCH Liam in the face last night? TELL ME I’M NOT ALONE IN THIS MADNESS!!!!!!ย *runs for more donuts*

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  • Kobi Jae

    Haha thanks for the love Ezmae! Have you tried men's overalls? These are men's, and they're quite long in the torso. But yeah, I don't wear pants because I am so overly self-conscious about the camel toe issue ๐Ÿ˜

  • Ezmae Reid

    how am i only seeing this post now! omg the durians, your killing me! Love your overalls! I lived in overalls until i was about 10 now I am forever too tall to find ones that fit my torso and do no give me mega camel toe and that done go up my butt! JELLY

  • Great post

  • Kobi Jae

    Thanks Mandy! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Cute outfit & love that top – and LOL at the durian comment, It's so much cooler than Durians!

  • Kobi Jae

    Haha thanks Spijker, glad you think so!! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Kobi Jae

    Thanks Alex! YOU'RE swell! ๐Ÿ™‚ I wish you were coming to the Roadshow – I assume you're not, since no mention? And, you know, you're on the other side of the country… ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Alexandra Sherriff

    Yesssss. I totally dig the way you write — so much fun. So -effervescent-. I LOVE your durian top, it's swell!