Fatshion

All That Glitters Is Not Necessarily Gold (Aussie Curves)

Wow, i’m really just scraping it in with this week’s Aussie Curves challenge: SPARKLE!
Sam and I vogued it out in an alleyway on Friday. It was tres fun. It also happened to be the gloomiest, rainiest day of the week, so I was happy to add a bit of SHIZAM to the streets of Melbourne.

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This is the only sequin-y thing I own. I bought it last year for a dress up party that Sam had – Grannies. I went as a Bubby Yetta inspired fashion-trash diva. Yeah.

I had just gotten back from Burma, and I wanted to find something excessively blingy for my outfit. I searched high and low (ie. 2 x Savers), until I decided to try some of the shops in Footscray (my home turf). Anyway, I found this little gem (way overpriced), and because I was in haggling mode (a la Burma), I got it for half price! I was so happy, I believe I looked a little something like this:

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“Donut & ice coffee baby” belly has been replaced by “chicken-salt-with-a-side-of-potato-cake” belly.

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Top: Kmart
Skirt: thrifted
Boots: Kmart
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Sass: mine

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Necklace and ring: Thailand

And, because it’s now bloody cold in Melbourne:

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Sometimes I like to matrix it up in doorways

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And then lolcat at mahself

Also, I don’t mean to get all depressing depresso on y’all, but my nana died this morning. So, i’d like to dedicate this post to her, because she was an amazingly stylish lady, an outstanding cook (i’m gonna raid her recipe books), and an inspiring seamstress. She was never seen without her “face” on, and she used her golden years to give back to the community, volunteering for heaps of charities and being an all-round champ of a lady.
Love you Nan xx

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My nan & I went skiydiving together on my 21st birthday. 
She was supposed to take her dentures out for health & safety reasons, but she
lied about having them and just glued them into her head instead. 
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