Fatshion

One-Eyed, One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater!


Well I saw the thing coming out of the sky
It had one long horn and one big eye
I commenced to shakin’ and I said oo-wee
It looks like a purple people eater to me
It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater
Sure looks good to me

This week’s Aussie Curves challenge was “song”. I struggled with this, because it’s so open to interpretation I couldn’t settle on one idea! But I was feeling purple, so I ate some people.
Nom nom nom.

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Tummy full of peoplez

 

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Potential indigestion face

 

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Dress: thrifted (Savers)
Peplum thing (jacket? top? tacket? jopet?): City Chic
Tights: City Chic

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This babin’ necklace came from Thailand. 
Sorry lovers!

 

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These shoes are a non-brand, but they’re amazing because they’re plastic
and function as gumboots!!!one!!eleveneleven
 
Why yes! I have been wearing lots of lipstick lately! Thanks for noticing! Seriously, Lime Crime has changed my life. I am now a checkerboard lipstick chick!

 

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But i’m still an uber-spaz at putting it on and keeping it off my teeth. Tips? Anyone?

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ERMAGERD! Lickstick!
Lime Crime / Poisonberry

Also, I know it’s not Tuesday, but I splooshed uber hard today, and I had to share. Today, on Instagram, Tess Munster (one of my idols) LIKED one of my photos! Which is pretty fucking rad. But more awesome is WHICH photo she liked. I won’t keep you in suspense. It was dis one!

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Yes, I do own Glitzy the Pig earrings. 
Yes, Tess Munster got down on that.
#winningatearringsandlifeingeneralbutprobablyjustfortoday
 

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  • that song is awesome! and you look fabulous in purple!

  • I haven't heard that song in SOOO long! Now I must youtube it and listen. Love all the purple, and I want your necklace!

  • Haha I know exactly what you mean – I must have subconsciously seen my nana or somebody do it. Alright, i'ma give it a try! Thanks for the tip, lovely 🙂 x

  • For the lipstick on teeth I use the lips around a finger trick where you put your finger in your mouth and pull it out. I really suck at explaining that, (and it possibly sounds a bit gross!), but it will get any lipstick on the inside of the lips off so hopefully it won't end up on your teeth. Like, you kind of purse your lips around the tip of your finger. Then you just wash your hand. Or there's the closing your lips on a tissue, but I find that often takes away the lipstick you just put on.

  • Haha I actually thought of you when I put it on, and thought that you would appreciate it! 🙂

  • Huzzah! I'm glad you got down with this week's challenge! I was pouting about the amount of bloggers doing it since it was so flopping easy cos it was broad i figured there weren't any excuses, but whatevs! Loving this purple look and yes, that necklace is freaking beaut! 😀