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Beat It, Creep! (feat. Candy Strike)

Oh man, what a week! What a COUPLE of weeks! So Sam and I finished our uni course on Friday. We’re going to be starting a new design course in August, so it ain’t the end, but it was still a magical feeling.

To celebrate, we had a date day AND night! After handing in our last assessment, we went for a stroll along the Yarra river, and stopped in at Merrywells for burgers and cherry coke floats with vanilla vodka. If you’re in Melbourne, seriously – do yourself a favour and GO THERE. It’s all kinds of nom.

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This jacket was getting some love on Instagram earlier in the week.
It’s just a Kmart coat, with a piece of faux-fur I picked up from H&M. 

I’m so super excited to FINALLY blog about this amazing shirt I got a while ago. I’ve wanted the time to do it justice, and also it’s pretty fitting for the Aussie Curves theme of “Date Night” – I basically live by the creed “beat it, creep” when it comes to dating and smelly boys 🙂

Also, John Waters is my everything. This shirt makes me so happy!

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I wouldn’t be caught dead in a full skirt!

This is my first purchase from Candy Strike, and let me tell you – I can’t wait to get more of their stuff! The quality is incredible, I LOVE the uniqueness of all her designs, and most importantly: I adore supporting independent designers. That is so important to me.

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“You mean you swapped me? For a MILK MAID?”

You’ll have to forigve my need to photoshop all these photos. It’s just that, I love this outfit so much – it’s probably my favourite right now. I wanted to go nuts and have fun with these snaps. Speaking of which, big eternal love and thanks to Sam for being such a babin’ photographer.

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Skirt: City Chic

Tights: Target MODA

Boots: Dr Martens

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I think it’s important that ya’ll know what a graceful and delicate bitch I am. 
Obvs.

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“Be a nudie cutie, make good money to booty!”

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If I was to make a gif of this, I think you could almost make out me doing my best Wanda impersonation. I was actually saying “beat it, creep” with my best, badass snarl.

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Lipstick: my favourite Velvetine, Black Velvet
Earrings came from Quick Brown Fox though i’ve also seen then at Kinki Gerlinki
Cleaver Ring (with broken off handle!): Kreepsville 666

So, aside from all this craziness and excitement, I’ve got one other doozy. If we’re IG friends, you already know, but – MY BAND IS PLAYING AT TESS MUNSTER’S MELBOURNE MEET & GREET! I’ve kind of been worried that it’s been seen as some form of nepotism, since I did organise the event. BUT I did try to get other bands to play, they just weren’t able to. So – Zombie Scooter Club stepped in. I’m still waiting, but there’ll possibly still be one very special guest playing after us, so you will definitely want to stick around and have a few drinks.I’m really excited to meet a few of the lovely Aussie Curves ladies there! Please say hi!!

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  • I pretty much want to second this!!
    i love your outfits & posts, so different to my style but i love them all the same! x

  • Loooove this outfit. Loved reading the whole post actually. Always do. I just smile along with you as you go on your adventures. What can I say, I'm a raving fan.

    Good luck at your gig. If I was in Melbourne, or remotely closer I'd be there. I have a feeling it's going to be one heck of a night.

  • I love your photos! The setting is amazing! Your outfit is really cool and looks like it suits your personality perfectly. We pretty much are on the opposite sides of the style spectrum but I gotta say I love your style 🙂 xx

  • Your shirt is so rad. I am a huge John Waters fan. I got to meet him a few years ago and he was soo adorable. I will have to buy that shirt for myself. Hope I can see your band play at the Tess Munster meet and greet. It's going to be so much fun.

  • Charlene Barker

    Woah! How cool is it that your band will be playing at Tess Munsters meet and greet!!!! That is awesome!!! Im so pissed I cant go but i have no doubt it will be a big and awesome night especially being Tess' bday too!!!
    Re: your outfit…there are a whole heap of references where I have no clue what u r talking about (most likely either due to my deprived childhood or my inabiility to watch comedies coz of a medical disorder-long story) regardless that top is awesome! Totally suits you!!
    Have fun rockin at the meet n greet!!!!

  • Jacqueline Stewart

    awww yeah, Wanda is pretty much my idol. You are rocking this shirt so hard, and I love that faux fur collar. Congrats on finishing everything 😉