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    Green-Clad Derp Monster (Aussie Curves)

    WARNING: THIS IS A PHOTO-HEAVY POST OF EXTREME RIDICULOUSNESS.
    THE AUTHOR OF THIS POST ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CONDITION
    OF YOUR RETINAS AFTER VIEWING.
    This week has been riDONKulous! I feel like i’ve been running so hard, and getting nowhere. I definitely overextended myself socially, given it was the week before mid-semester study break and EVERYTHING was due. But hey, fun times were most definitely had.
    This week was Melbourne Design Week, and since Sam and I are too impoverished to go to the actual conference, we decided to check out the free thing – the “Design Garden”. I tell you, Melbourne does some truly excelsior free events, but this was not one of them. There was nothing there but some fancy (albeit cool) painted grass, some comfortable bean bag chairs, and a big screen with advertising on it! I seized the opportunity to be a green-clad derp monster, and go nuts with the green green grass! Perfectly fitting for this week’s Aussie Curves challenge – GREEN! I’m so surprised how many of the other bloggers say they don’t like/don’t happen to wear it. Green and purple are my two FAVOURITEST colours! If only I still had my green dreads >.<
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    Dress: thrifted
    Jacket: City Chic
    Boots: Demonia
    Face: mine
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    It’s getting to that time of year where you’ll probably only see me in these boots.
    I am, sadly, no Carrie Bradshaw.
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    Backpack: Dangerfield
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    Lately I’ve taken to wearing earrings on my collars and lapel.
    The awesome eye one is from Quick Brown Fox.
    The turtle ring is part of my imported jewellery collection which will probably
    be available around the middle of the year *fingers crossed*.
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    This photo almost required a carefully placed star, or David Bowie’s face.
    I decided not to because hey, we’re all friends here, right?
    GALLERY OF EXTREME RIDICULOUSNESS
     
    I jumped up on the aforementioned stage in front of the aforementioned advertising screen, and Sam and I played a fun game. He just described what was happening behind me, and I vogued accordingly.
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    Sorry, but that had to happen.

    If we’re instagram friends, you’ll probably know that Sam and I also saw East End Cabaret at the Spiegeltent on Thursday night, as part of the Comedy Festival. Oh my god you guys, there were tears and a near bladder-control issue. They are AMAZING!! Seriously, do yourselves a favour and just GO SEE THEM before they end. Oh wait, I just looked it up, it’s tomorrow night. GO QUICKLY!! Tickets HERE.

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    Alright, i’m going to quietly back out of the room so I can sort through my photos and write about last weekend! I’m so behind the eight-ball. I mentioned it was a crazy week, yah?