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    Beat It, Creep! (feat. Candy Strike)

    Oh man, what a week! What a COUPLE of weeks! So Sam and I finished our uni course on Friday. We’re going to be starting a new design course in August, so it ain’t the end, but it was still a magical feeling.

    To celebrate, we had a date day AND night! After handing in our last assessment, we went for a stroll along the Yarra river, and stopped in at Merrywells for burgers and cherry coke floats with vanilla vodka. If you’re in Melbourne, seriously – do yourself a favour and GO THERE. It’s all kinds of nom.

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    This jacket was getting some love on Instagram earlier in the week.
    It’s just a Kmart coat, with a piece of faux-fur I picked up from H&M. 

    I’m so super excited to FINALLY blog about this amazing shirt I got a while ago. I’ve wanted the time to do it justice, and also it’s pretty fitting for the Aussie Curves theme of “Date Night” – I basically live by the creed “beat it, creep” when it comes to dating and smelly boys 🙂

    Also, John Waters is my everything. This shirt makes me so happy!

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    I wouldn’t be caught dead in a full skirt!

    This is my first purchase from Candy Strike, and let me tell you – I can’t wait to get more of their stuff! The quality is incredible, I LOVE the uniqueness of all her designs, and most importantly: I adore supporting independent designers. That is so important to me.

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    “You mean you swapped me? For a MILK MAID?”

    You’ll have to forigve my need to photoshop all these photos. It’s just that, I love this outfit so much – it’s probably my favourite right now. I wanted to go nuts and have fun with these snaps. Speaking of which, big eternal love and thanks to Sam for being such a babin’ photographer.

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    Skirt: City Chic

    Tights: Target MODA

    Boots: Dr Martens

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    I think it’s important that ya’ll know what a graceful and delicate bitch I am. 
    Obvs.

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    “Be a nudie cutie, make good money to booty!”

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    If I was to make a gif of this, I think you could almost make out me doing my best Wanda impersonation. I was actually saying “beat it, creep” with my best, badass snarl.

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    Lipstick: my favourite Velvetine, Black Velvet
    Earrings came from Quick Brown Fox though i’ve also seen then at Kinki Gerlinki
    Cleaver Ring (with broken off handle!): Kreepsville 666

    So, aside from all this craziness and excitement, I’ve got one other doozy. If we’re IG friends, you already know, but – MY BAND IS PLAYING AT TESS MUNSTER’S MELBOURNE MEET & GREET! I’ve kind of been worried that it’s been seen as some form of nepotism, since I did organise the event. BUT I did try to get other bands to play, they just weren’t able to. So – Zombie Scooter Club stepped in. I’m still waiting, but there’ll possibly still be one very special guest playing after us, so you will definitely want to stick around and have a few drinks.I’m really excited to meet a few of the lovely Aussie Curves ladies there! Please say hi!!

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