SPOTS!
You should be pleased, I resisted the urge to try and find a way to dress like this:
Instead, I pulled out one of my favourite dresses and #werked it in the Flinders St Subway. It’s from Hey Fatty, and I freakin’ love it.
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All week, any time i’ve seen a lady in polka dots i’ve wanted to run up and ask her if she’s an Aussie Curves Babe. Anybody else felt that way?
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Tights: last season’s Moda range by Target
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Just popped into Sticky Institute to use their typewriters. To type… nothing.
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Seriously, this dress makes me feel like Joan of Mad Men.
I mean, redheads are awesome.
I want to be Christina Hendricks.
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