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May 2014

    Fatshion

    One-Eyed, One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater!


    Well I saw the thing coming out of the sky
    It had one long horn and one big eye
    I commenced to shakin’ and I said oo-wee
    It looks like a purple people eater to me
    It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater
    Sure looks good to me

    This week’s Aussie Curves challenge was “song”. I struggled with this, because it’s so open to interpretation I couldn’t settle on one idea! But I was feeling purple, so I ate some people.
    Nom nom nom.

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    Tummy full of peoplez

     

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    Potential indigestion face

     

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    Dress: thrifted (Savers)
    Peplum thing (jacket? top? tacket? jopet?): City Chic
    Tights: City Chic

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    This babin’ necklace came from Thailand. 
    Sorry lovers!

     

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    These shoes are a non-brand, but they’re amazing because they’re plastic
    and function as gumboots!!!one!!eleveneleven
     
    Why yes! I have been wearing lots of lipstick lately! Thanks for noticing! Seriously, Lime Crime has changed my life. I am now a checkerboard lipstick chick!

     

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    But i’m still an uber-spaz at putting it on and keeping it off my teeth. Tips? Anyone?

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    ERMAGERD! Lickstick!
    Lime Crime / Poisonberry

    Also, I know it’s not Tuesday, but I splooshed uber hard today, and I had to share. Today, on Instagram, Tess Munster (one of my idols) LIKED one of my photos! Which is pretty fucking rad. But more awesome is WHICH photo she liked. I won’t keep you in suspense. It was dis one!

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    Yes, I do own Glitzy the Pig earrings. 
    Yes, Tess Munster got down on that.
    #winningatearringsandlifeingeneralbutprobablyjustfortoday
     

  • Sploosh Tuesday

    SPLOOSH TUESDAY (Issue 4)

    ERMAGERD it’s Tuesday again! You know what that means? It’s… As i’ve been constantly complaining about mentioning lately, life is really busy. But it wouldn’t be a Tuesday without a brief sploosh…

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