Well, it’s officially not my birthday anymore. But BOY what a day it was! After uni, we went to an AMAZING place called “Bounce” – it’s basically just an indoor centre with uber-bouncy trampolines everywhere. I had to wear 2 sports bras, but it was so worth it.
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Now I know what you’re thinking… “what is she doing writing a blog post at 12.40am? Shouldn’t she be smashed?” Well, yes. Yes I should be. But I’m not drunk because i’m getting up early for a friend’s wedding. But before I go, here’s my birthday suit!
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Dress shirt: City Chic
Tights (CAT TIGHTS): Target
Boots: Demonia
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Bow-legged ladeh
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* Pout pout *
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ACTUAL CAT TIGHTS. FROM TARGET. Win.
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